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Diesel hits £2 a litre: what it means for your wallet

3 October 2026 · checked against the RAC's figures as reported by the BBC and the Guardian

Ric reading the news at a deskUnder the desk: shorts, sports socks and red slippers
Our correspondent, fully prepared.

For the first time ever, the average price of diesel in the UK has gone over £2 a litre, according to the RAC. If you drive a diesel, a typical 55-litre fill-up now costs more than £110.

I've responded the only sensible way. I now drive everywhere in neutral. Downhill, mainly.

Why it matters even if you don't drive

Most of what you buy arrives on a lorry, and lorries run on diesel. When diesel goes up, delivery costs go up, and some of that ends up on the price of the weekly shop.

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The serious bit: paying less at the pump

Ric's verdict: I can't fix the price of oil. I can tell you the cheapest diesel in your town is probably not on the motorway, and that neutral doesn't count as a strategy.

General information, not financial advice. Prices change daily.