Things Ric says

Say them at work. Say them to your brother-in-law when he buys another course. Just don't print them on a mug, because that's our job.

• Rich Pillock™The name. And the warning.
• Don't be a pillock™The sign-off, and the whole philosophy.
• Well, hello there.How every visit to Pillock HQ begins.
• That's all from me. Goodbye for now.How it ends. Usually with a cup of Earl Grey.
• I lost £14 million so you don't have to™The founding qualification.
• Rich in spirit. Skint on paper™Ric's personal statement.
• The Pillock Method™Where's the customer? Where's the product? Who paid for the car?
• Pillock Rating™How we score a get-rich-quick scheme. One to five mugs.
• The most qualified man on your phone.On the subject of money mistakes, anyway.

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